Taj Gibson is high in the air. (Getty Images)
Good luck trying to shoot over Taj Gibson now, Iman Shumpert. No wonder the Chicago Bulls — even without star point guard Derrick Rose, who sat due to an ankle injury — put a 98-86 thumping on the visiting New York Knicks on Tuesday night. They were playing six men, including one "Scrubs"-inspired cobbled-together giant*, on defense! Stinkin' cheatin' Bulls.
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* Jimmy Butler not pictured
Runner-up, The VZA: And they said Marreese Speights couldn't even hold Blake Griffin's jock strap.
Second runner-up, Magic32: The Basketball Centipede ran into problems when they had to play against each other.
- Marreese Speights
- Blake Griffin
- Chicago Bulls
- Derrick Rose
- Taj Gibson
- New York Knicks