Come at us, bro. (David Sherman/NBA/Getty Images)
Sure, you probably knew that J.J. Barea's been downrocking for a minute, but dude, you haven't lived until you've seen Rick Adelman grab the broom and step outside. If you're heading up to the Twin Cities, you'd better be careful, lest you get served with extreme prejudice
Ricky can soothe even the savage DMC. (Rocky Widner/NBA/Getty Images)
Runner-up, The Devil: Cousins: "If they wanted me to get better, they shouldn't have had people trying to tell me stuff. People gotta stop telling me stuff, or I'm not going to listen."
Rubio: "But, how can you listen if no one is —"
Cousins: "Are you trying to tell me something?"
Second runner-up, Big S: The Master Passer meets the Manparts Smasher.
- Ricky Rubio
- Minnesota Timberwolves
- Rick Adelman
- DeMarcus Cousins