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Ball Don't Lie

Create-a-Caption: This Minnesota breakdance battle is about to get soooo sick

Dan Devine
Ball Don't Lie

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Come at us, bro. (David Sherman/NBA/Getty Images)

Sure, you probably knew that J.J. Barea's been downrocking for a minute, but dude, you haven't lived until you've seen Rick Adelman grab the broom and step outside. If you're heading up to the Twin Cities, you'd better be careful, lest you get served with extreme prejudice

Best caption wins a comprehensive guide to how to B-boy, probably written by the head coach of the Minnesota Timberwolves. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Ricky Rubio + DeMarcus Cousins = a very promising start for a live-action "Oliver and Company," which you KNOW will do boffo box office.

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Ricky can soothe even the savage DMC. (Rocky Widner/NBA/Getty Images)

Winner, Ethan: Someone's shy. Hover hand.

Runner-up, The Devil: Cousins: "If they wanted me to get better, they shouldn't have had people trying to tell me stuff. People gotta stop telling me stuff, or I'm not going to listen."

Rubio: "But, how can you listen if no one is —"

Cousins: "Are you trying to tell me something?"

Rubio: "No."

Second runner-up, Big S: The Master Passer meets the Manparts Smasher.

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