Or, at least, I'm sure it feels that way when you're trying to check LeBron James in the open court. One tip I might offer Brandon Bass, though: Maybe turn around to face him? Might make it easier to see where he is going and what he is doing. Oh, no need to thank me — if you need any more hints, I'll be over here, thinking 'em up.
Best caption wins a reminder of one of the truly, truly great Randy Moss comments. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Climb up on Charles Barkley's faithful steed.
Winner, JakeVozquel: Anything heavier would be uncivilized.
Runner-up, Joe B.: Shaq's a Miami police officer, Chuck is a Texas Ranger. Win, Barkley.
Second runner-up, Christopher: With the introduction of its new jockey, I'll Have Another's odds to win the Triple Crown fell from 2-to-1 to 5,000-to-1.