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C-a-C: ‘Tell me, Dirk: What’s your stance on loving and rub-a-dubbing?’

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"... because, as you may know, I am a staunch supporter of both of them."

Sorry, Dirk Nowitzki, but these are the kinds of difficult questions you have to answer when you sit down for a chat on the hit German entertainment program "Wetten, dass..?" It's a tough spot to be in, to be sure, but there's something exhilarating about finding yourself forced to perform this kind of emotionally charged high-wire act -- that's why you, Lenny Kravitz, Jessica Biel, Karl Lagerfeld and Meat Loaf all agreed to do the show. If you can't stand the heat, then you should stay out of the küche, which is German for "kitchen," which lets you know that I have done my research for this post.

Now's your chance to turn the tables on Kravitz, Dirk. I'd lead off with a question about what working with Turtle was really like, then follow up with, "Where do you get your ideas?" That ought to throw him for a schleife, which is German for "loop." Journalism.

Best caption wins a great snapshot of Lenny hanging with his best friend, Gwyneth Paltrow. Good luck.

In our last adventure: David Kahn wants everyone to know that he has the Minnesota Timberwolves pointing in the right direction, which he emphasizes by pointing to the sky. Flawless emphasizing.

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Winner, JG: "I would like to announce that we will be switching our logo from the classic 'Timberwolf' to the new, bold look of 'Trollface.'"

Runner-up, Gromilton: "That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy."

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