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C-a-C: The Spurs add a touch of class, and head, and arm

Dan Devine
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The San Antonio Spurs front office has always sought to create a very tactile organizational culture, and developing that kind of identity starts with getting your best players on board. That's some nice leadership, Tim Duncan(notes) and Manu Ginobili(notes). Some nice leadership, indeed.

Best caption wins ecstasy touch screen gloves (NOTE: not really). Good luck.

In our last adventure: Deron Williams loves his new Jeremy London jersey. (Or is that a Jason London jersey? Hard to say.)

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Winner, primovictorious: "I pulled out all the stops at the audition, but Jessica Biel still got the part."

Runner-up, Jaceman: Deron Williams(notes) now realizes that the Nets have moved across the wrong body of water.

Second runner-up, Vaffanculo: Deron celebrates his enrollment into witness protection with a photo op.

NOTE: Listen, just because they've lost 112 of their last 141 games, that doesn't mean it's OK to equate being traded to the New Jersey Nets with entering the U.S. Federal Witness Protection Program. At least, not without linking to a clip from "My Blue Heaven."

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