It's either that Earl Watson's(notes) gotten more minutes in the last couple of games or that new Utah Jazz head coach Tyrone Corbin has taken to deploying a swarm of fresh-faced Boy Scouts to provide energetic on-ball defense to push tempo and create turnovers. I'm still not sure which, though.
Best caption wins a more serious-than-necessary discussion of the connection between Superman and the Boy Scouts. Good luck.
In our last adventure: "DeMarcus and Donte / sitting awkwardly / but not punching / so that is sweet."
Runner-up, Fanta Pants: No wonder [Greene] didn't see him open in the post!
NOTE: This has a real olde-tyme one-line zinger quality to it. Also, bonus points for calling yourself Fanta Pants, easily the strongest possible soda/clothing nickname outside of Bawls Guarana Muff.
Second runner-up, Jesse: Texting while at your job: So easy, Donte Greene can do it.