I've been trying to find someone who'd want to be Dizzy Reed in my circa-"Use Your Illusion" Guns 'n' Roses air band for MONTHS. Welcome aboard, Shane Battier. I think you'll fit in just fine.
Best caption wins the greatest gift a man can give: the "Estranged" video. Good luck.
NOTE: The editor in me wanted to change it to "teeth," but the 9-year-old in my brain finds "teethes" funnier. Well done, Football God, as per usual.
Runner-up, Chris: "How does Paul Pierce always make his shots with this shooting form?"
Second runner-up, Perron: Bogans invents his own Bluth family chicken dance — one part Gob and two parts George Sr.
- Keith Bogans
- Shane Battier