First place in the Dallas Mavericks' First Annual Benni Cinkle Dance Contest, awarded to the member of the Mavericks organization best able to replicate the dancing of Rebecca Black's friend from "Friday," goes to Tyson Chandler, because of his open palm. Second place goes to Dwane Casey, because of his blurriness. Congratulations to Tyson and Dwane!
Best caption wins a moment of fame, however fleeting and compromised. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Despite Pau Gasol's attempts to repress him, Ron Artest remains irrepressible.
Winner, Luke: Artest: "We have unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!"
Runner-up, Bell Curve: "ICE CREAM TRUCK!"
Second runner-up, IndeedProceed: Artest: "Last one out is considered 'soft!'"
Gasol: "No. I will not let you ... ah, who cares?"