It's "Green Week" in the NBA, and that means teams are giving back to the environment. That's pretty nice of the NBA. Unfortunately, they sent Quentin Richardson(notes) to the beach. Everyone knows that when he sees sand he has to build a castle. It's a compulsion. Best caption wins a shovel. Good luck.
Runner-up, Ol Leather Pumpkin: Diaw: "I never get picked first."
Second runner-up, jeremyo: James Posey is snot the defender he used to be.