Back in 2002, Tony Parker wasn't a suave, debonair man who bedded down housewives, desperate or otherwise, and made international paper shilling for French food delivery companies or French Axe body spray. He was just a 20-year-old kid who thought that sticking your tongue out when someone was taking a photo of you was a really good idea. He was wrong.
Cervantes once wrote, "The pen is the tongue of the mind." The first line of the story that Tony Parker is writing with his mindpen is clearly, "I am kind of gross." Oh, well. At least there's no food in there, I guess.
Best caption wins me taking a break from saying, writing and thinking about the word "tongue," which has started to really gross me out. Good luck.
Runner-up, HuffyTheGreat: "Someday we'll find it,
the playoff connection,
the dreamers, Amar'e and me!"
Second runner-up, Jones6: "Little do they know that this nuclear fallout will give me defensive super powers."
- Tony Parker