You know your taste in stand-up comedians is dodgy when you've left Reggie Miller speechless and searching. No mean feat there, Jalen Rose.
That's me, then. What do you think the two famously verbose ex-Indiana Pacers are jawing about here? Best caption wins all the deleted scenes from "Delta Farce" beamed directly into your cerebral cortex, along with my deepest, deepest sympathies. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Yeah, we get it, Chuck Hayes. You're "Crazy Sneaker Head." You've got a sneaker with your head on it coming out of your real head, which you want us to think is crazy, and you want us to give you some candy. Two problems: A) That Adam Sandler bit is literally 20 years old, and B) It's not even close to Halloween, dog. Come on.
99: "The lockout is still on, Chuck."
Runner-up, Thanatos: "What's that, shoe? Burn everything?"
Second runner-up, The Football God: "Do these shoes make me look stupid?" Well, when you try to stick them on your ear, they do.
- Chuck Hayes