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"... and I haven't maxed out in decades."
Say what you will about Jerry Sloan, but at least you always knew where you stood with him. (It was usually somewhere you didn't want to stand, and you typically got there because you didn't listen.)
Best caption wins a fresh new pair of This Tattoo is a Good Idea Jeans. Good luck.
Runner-up, D4tified: Scot Pollard reacts to having to watch his own highlight film.
Second runner-up, Lummy: "Wow. They weren't kidding about Joakim Noah's jumpshot."
- Scot Pollard
- Jerry Sloan