Ball Don't Lie

C-a-C Past Lives: The Mavs’ ‘Patch Adams’ Night was a hit

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Gotta get back in time ... Welcome to another edition of Create-a-Caption Past Lives.

Getting buy-in from key stakeholders like coaches Don Nelson and Del Harris really helps, and having Eduardo Najera commit himself to a mental institution was a nice touch. But it's probably best for everybody that "The Gesundheit! Institute" never caught on as a nickname for Dirk Nowitzki.

Still, great work, Dallas Mavericks' promotions team. "Patch Adams" Night was a much better idea than "One Hour Photo" Night.

Best caption wins a mustache with which to be reckoned. Good luck.

In our last adventure: INTO THE PAST! Paul Westphal calls the least inspiring play of all time.

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Winner, Kirk: "With a hand gesture, could you describe your coaching career at Pepperdine and the Kings?"

Runner-up, King Of The World: Paul Westphal gives his assessment of Dan Devine's ability to correctly pick C-a-C winners. (EDITOR'S NOTE: The only thing hotter than the heat-dome-infused air outside was this hot, hot burn. Well played, KOTW.)

Second runner-up, Vaffanculo: "Kill the wabbit!!! Kill the wabbit!!!"

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