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C-a-C: Once again, Mark Cuban proves he is a hands-on owner

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You know much you love it when the guy who owns your company comes up to you and touches your head in front of 20,000 people and a national television audience, and there's literally nothing you can do about it? But even if you could, you wouldn't want to, because you LOVE that kind of public-touching-while-helpless so much? Then you know exactly how Shawn Marion feels. Just one more way that Mark Cuban makes it unambiguously great to be a member of the Dallas Mavericks!

Best caption wins proof that Adrian Beltre could never work for Mark Cuban. (Baseball and basketball, together in jokes. No one's ever thought of that!) Good luck.

In our last adventure: Taj Gibson isn't interested in any performer not named Freddy Spaghetti.


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Winner, Mike: Gibson: "I can't believe I am missing Lapdance Tuesday for this."

Runner-up, The VZA: Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?

Second runner-up, Hot Hands Hanon: Ronnie Brewer: "Why are you not wearing your Bulls warm-ups?"

Gibson: "USC paid me more."

NOTE: BOOM! Also, strong commenter name.

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