Greivis Vasquez is not wrong, of course. High-fiving is basically the best, even before you win a game you probably shouldn't have actually tried to win, and done so in ridiculous fashion. Then again, maybe that's just the kind of thing that happens when you throw yourself into the open and honest love of high-fiving. Sort of like paying it forward with overzealous faces and slapping.
Best caption wins "Diamond" Dallas Page's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" theme song. This is the funniest thing you will hear today. Good luck.
In our last adventure: You really haven't lived until you've heard Dikembe Mutombo sing "Wait (The Whisper Song)" by the Ying Yang Twins. We know for sure, then, that Shaquille O'Neal has lived. (Note to self: I don't want to live.)
Winner, Scalez: "I speak seven languages and I still don't understand you."
Runner-up, Henry Ngo: "Psst ... Do you need some gold?"
Second runner-up, Owara Johnson: (high-pitched) "This is my real voice!"