No, seriously! When I first heard the laugh, I was like, "Who turned on Boomerang in this gymnasium?" because that laugh sounded straight out of an episode of "Wacky Races." And then I turned around and saw that it was not Muttley, but was in fact you, LeBron James, and I couldn't believe it. It's good to know that when you're not playing in the Chris Paul All-Star Pick-Up Game, being honored by the Boys & Girls Clubs of America and having very fun parties, you're working on something that's just for you. Too few of us take the time to really make ourselves happy.
Plus, the closer you come to nailing it, the more likely Pat Riley is to finally say yes to that tandem Halloween costume you've been pushing. He really would make a heck of a Dick Dastardly, wouldn't he?
What's making LeBron giggle so hard? Best caption wins some very important GIFs on a very recently made Web page. Good luck.
In our last adventure: INTO THE PAST! Come on, Tony Parker. How 'bout just one nice picture? Just one smile? Just one? For Mommy? ... OK, fine. Another Christmas card ruined.
Winner, Roger Mason Jr. = Hero: "Tony. Enough jokes about my hometown. Seriously. Cut it out." — Larry Bird
Runner-up, Jones6: "Tony, a representative is here from the Utah Jazz to determine if they will consider drafting you over Raul Lopez. Just be honest about how you'd feel about playing in Utah."