You know Jason Richardson(notes) became a committed vegan this past semester, Jason Richardson's Family. Not having Tofurky available is a slap in the face of everything he started fervently believing recently. Gosh, this is just like you guys. Ugh. "Happy Thanksgiving," I guess. Whatever.
Best caption wins smoldering resentment with a side of black Fair Trade coffee, a couple of stubbed-out American Spirits and some Rice Dream non-dairy frozen desserts to cap it all off. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Tim Duncan and Dwight Howard tell real important secrets.
Runner-up, MikeE: Tim: "Dwight, don't look now, but there is a creepy little white dude behind you ..."
Dwight: "Hey, man, he's just a kid, that ain't nice! I thought you were supposed to be Mr. Nice Guy?"
Tim: "No, no ... not the kid ... G-I-N-O-B-I-L-I..."
Second runner-up, tiparillo: Duncan: "The pebble is still in my hand, young grasshopper."
- Jason Richardson