C-a-C: Call Rick Carlisle now for your free reading

Dan Devine
May 6, 2011

Of course Rick Carlisle knew his Dallas Mavericks would take Games 1 and 2 at Staples Center. He's ... well, you know.

Best caption wins an upcoming biopic about a very special octopus with amazing powers. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Mark Cuban is a creeeeeeeeeeeeep.

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Winner, Dave R.: "What the hell do you mean, 'Reply hazy, try again'?"

Runner-up, Thanatos: Cuban: "You have paid the price for your lack of vision."

Shawn Marion: *sigh* "Guys, he thinks he's got Force powers again."

Second runner-up, None: "YOU ARE HEALED! You will now shoot with proper form and execution!"