Of course Rick Carlisle knew his Dallas Mavericks would take Games 1 and 2 at Staples Center. He's ... well, you know.
Best caption wins an upcoming biopic about a very special octopus with amazing powers. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Mark Cuban is a creeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Winner, Dave R.: "What the hell do you mean, 'Reply hazy, try again'?"
Runner-up, Thanatos: Cuban: "You have paid the price for your lack of vision."
Shawn Marion: *sigh* "Guys, he thinks he's got Force powers again."
Second runner-up, None: "YOU ARE HEALED! You will now shoot with proper form and execution!"