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Warped Wednesday: If Twitter existed in 1979

Welcome to Warped Wednesday, our new feature at From the Marbles. On it, we'll put out the rush to judgment map, go a little too far and have a little fun. Will it be funny? Sometimes. Will it be crazy and largely unbelievable? Probably. Will not everyone get it? Definitely. So let's get started with a little back to the future fun, shall we?

@CaleY @DAllison You blocked me

@DAllison @CaleY I didn't block you. I see your tweet right now. You got a problem with me?

@CaleY @DAllison I got a problem with both you and that brother of yours @BobbyAllison

@BobbyAllison @CaleY @DAllison what did I do Cale? Other than question your ancestry? And beat you up

@CaleY @BobbyAllison I beat you up. And @DAllison cost me a shot at the Daytona 500.

@DAllison @CaleY You could have made a pass in the grass. But that book ain't written yet @BobbyAllison Next time, come after me.

@DAllison @CaleY You have my address and my DM. And your chance in the grass.

@CaleY @DAllison @BobbyAllison Y'all still got one comin' to you boys. Just watch your timelines.

@RPetty43 ............................................................................................................................................

@CaleY @RPetty43 @DAllison @BobbyAllison what the hell you doing, Petty?

@RPetty43 ..............................................

@DAllison @CaleY @BobbyAllison @RPetty43 Petty! You butt-twitterin'?

@RPetty43 @DAllison @CaleY @BobbyAllison Oh, hey y'all. Great race today. Heard you got in a fight. I didn't see it.

@RPetty43 @DAllison @CaleY @BobbyAllison I was just counting my victories on Twitter. More victories than Twitter gives me characters.

@AJFoyt14 What the hell is this thing? What the hell are these boys yammering about?

@DAllison @AJFoyt14 @CaleY @BobbyAllison @RPetty43 you gotta use the @ to mention us in your tweets, Foyt.

@AJFoyt14 how the hell do I use that damn symbol? Screw this.

@Pearsonfan4life @RPetty43 I am your greatest fan ever please RT!!!!!!

@RPetty43 @AJFoyt14 your car looked good in my rearview today. @DAllison @CaleY @BobbyAllison

@Earnhardtismydriver can I have your victory lane hat @RPetty43? Please RT!!!!!

@AllWaltrip Boy I'll tell you what ain't Twitter great, I finished second. Boogity Boogity Boogity!

@BobbyAllison @AllWaltrip Shut up, Waltrip

@CaleY @AllWaltrip Shut up, Waltrip

@RPetty43 @AllWaltrip Shut up, Waltrip

@DAllison @AllWaltrip Shut up, Waltrip

@AllWaltrip @DAllison @RPetty43 @CaleY @BobbyAllison who won at Riverside boys?

@CaleY I don't give a rat's ass who won at Riverside @AllWaltrip. I'm still mad @DAllison cost me the Daytona 500.

@Labonte4Life @RPetty43 @CaleY @DAllison @BobbyAllison It's my birthday can I get a RT????

@DAllison I didn't cost you crap @CaleY. Hush little child. (That goes for you too, Waltrip) I told you that you had my address and DM.

@BobbyAllison @CaleY, I wasn't even involved and still kicked your butt. And ancestry. LOL.

@CaleY @BobbyAllison @DAllison You've got one comin'. And I tell you what,I can take both you fair and square on Twitter.

@AJFoyt14 Ha. RT @RPetty43 Shut up, Waltrip.

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