Confused by the format of the All-Star Race? It's easy. You simply race a number of laps equal to your car number multiplied by the number of wins you have in the last ten years, divided by the number of Martinsville hot dogs you can eat at a single sitting, and then do it all in reverse. Even the hot dogs. Simple, right? Here, let Yahoo! Sports' Jay Hart explain it all to you. Pencils at the ready, folks.