NASCAR's banquet will feature Elvis! What could go wrong?

Jay Busbee

NASCAR's season-ending banquet is in Las Vegas. We know that already. It'll also feature Rascal Flatts and the "comedy stylings" of Frank Caliendo. (Wonder how fast it'll take him to do an "if John Madden announced NASCAR" bit. My guess is 1.2 seconds.) But for some entertainment, get this: Cirque du Soleil's Viva Elvis will be performing. Here's a look at what NASCAR is in for:

Well, that's a little ... interesting. But hey, we're in a thankful mood, so we'll give it a chance. It'll have to go a ways to clear the ladies in cocktail dresses playing electric violins from last year, though.