If the NASCAR drivers were cowboys -- an idea that somebody needs to turn into a commercial, pronto -- I'm thinking Carl would be the idealistic sheriff who's come to town to instill law and order. And he'd flip backwards off his horse every time he stopped at the saloon for a drink -- milk, of course.
Let's follow it outward from there -- Kyle Busch would be the wily but mouthy young gunslinger, Jimmie Johnson would be the quiet loner with the lightning-fast draw, Tony Stewart would be the foulmouthed Al Swearengen-style owner of the town casino/brothel ... feel free to run with this one.
Have a good weekend, and as always, hit me up with thoughts, links, tips and so on. Time for Texas! Fill your hand, you son of a ... seeya!