Juan Pablo Montoya has a much better life than you

"Who you calling pathetic, Chip?" (Getty Images)

Juan Pablo Montoya was at Homestead Speedway a few months early, taking the nine contestants on Univision's Nuestra Belleza Latina for a spin around the track. Or, as the show's website puts it, "Las 9 finalistas estuvieron con el reconocido corredor de autos, el colombiano Juan Pablo Montoya, quien las dirigió en una aventura de máxima velocidad. Esto es un adelanto de lo que verán el próximo domingo 22 de abril en la séptima gala." Whatever that means. A little translation help?

Taking nine beautiful women for a high-speed drive in Miami. Yeah, Montoya really doesn't much care what you think of his performance this season.