On Monday, Greg Biffle joined the Natural Balance Pet Food float, riding alongside Mr. Eight-Is-Enough (anybody still remember that show?) Dick Van Patten while, behind them, dogs surfed.
Yes, dogs surfed. And no, nobody paid much attention to the actor or the NASCAR driver as a result. The 116-foot-long, 50-ton float was billed as the "World's Heaviest and Longest," and hey, who are we to argue?
Surfing dogs, everybody. God bless America.