So everybody's favorite famous-for-being-famous driver, Danica Patrick, got herself into another scrape this weekend at the IndyCar season opener in St. Petersburg, Fla. As Full Throttle reports, Danica got collected in a mess created by rookie Raphael Matos. But check the video, and watch how Danica reacts:
What? She didn't go nuts, didn't leap over a car, didn't throw her helmet-- why, it's almost as if she was calm and collected! Where's the fun in that, huh?
And since there actually is IndyCar racing that goes on without Danica -- or so we've heard -- I can report that Ryan Briscoe held off Ryan Hunter-Reay for the St. Pete win. But anyway, back to Danica ... (Kidding.)