New year, new set of wacky create-a-captions! You know how these work: check out your photo above and have at it. Best captions get reprinted here later this week when we run the next episode.
And we begin right at the very top, with Jimmie Johnson and Denny Hamlin talking to some winless-in-2010 chump. What could they possibly be saying to this newb? You know, don't you? Have your say, friends, have your say.