Juan Pablo Montoya gets an unceremonious escort from the track at New Hampshire. There is humor to be found in his misfortune, is there not? Have at it.
You got the power steering disconnected? Good. Now when you remove it, be very careful not to touch the sides of the car, or the alarm goes off and it becomes Billy's turn.
The "Free Truck Series Tickets if You Can Keep Your Hand on the 18 the Longest Contest" may not have been the best promotion Humpy ever conceived.
Getting stuck in the engine compartment with an approaching deadline necessitates a big sawzall guy with a splatter proof apron.
I hate when I show up to work and someone is wearing the same outfit.