Johnson: Congratulations, Dale, you got the pole. Now Give me my horseshoe back.
Earnhardt: Yeah, man, I've been meaning to ask you about that. You think that horseshoe makes my butt look big?
JJ: "Hey, I don't know why they hired you, either... But you're here, and Rick says I'm supposed to work with you on improving. So I'm just going to keep talking -- and you keep nodding -- and then when Rick leaves, you just walk away, OK?"
Junior: Jimmie! Jimmie! You weren't lying to me! The gas pedal is on the right! That's how you guys win so much!