I don't even know what the heck to do with this one, so I'm just going to throw it out there. Ladies and gentlemen, the John Force Cat Race:
In all seriousness, Force -- who's about half a step from a full-on Gary Busey caricature at this point -- and his team are raising money for a good cause, Stamp Out Hunger. Even so, I bet this video would be a whole lot funnier if you watched it after a couple pitchers. Somebody do that and report back to us.