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Maggie Hendricks

Wanderlei listens to Dana on the big decisions in life

Maggie Hendricks
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Hi there! I'm Wanderlei Silva. You may know me from my many years reigning over Pride FC, losing to two different former UFC light heavyweight champions, and training with a snorkel. This weekend, I am fighting Rich Franklin at UFC 99 in Germany. How did I get here? Simple. By listening to Dana White.

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Dana told me that everyone would want a doll of me. Look! He's right! Who wouldn't want this doll? It's not an action figure, it's a doll and it's so cute!

He told me to try to kiss Rampage, but then his breath was so bad, I couldn't do it.

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You would have done the same thing. But still, I listen to Dana. Like, he told me to do these commercials.

And would you have had the joy of hearing me say "Baaaa" if I didn't listen to Dana? No. So, if Dana told me to retire, you know what I'd do?

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I'd get in a cold bath, read a good book, and then say yes. Time to retire.

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