Shaquille O'Neal, recently traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers, plans on fighting at UFC 101 in Philadelphia. O'Neal plans on taking on both lightweight champion B.J. Penn and lightweight challenger Kenny Florian at the same time. Though their combined weight still won't top Shaq's listed weight of 325 lbs., the two plan on putting aside their rivalry to take down Shaqfu.
O'Neal, who has been training mixed martial arts for ten years and recently issued a challenge to UFC legend Chuck Liddell, had a quick response to the tag-team duo of Penn and Florian. "Arrrrgggh, dats my fighta sound," O'Neal said.
*Not really true, but a girl can hope!
- Kenny Florian