Rogan and Goldberg teach reading, writing and 'rithmetic

Maggie Hendricks

Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg, if not always informative, are entertaining. UFC 95 was no exception. Let's take a look at the best from Saturday night's broadast on Spike.

"Rory Markham is a dangerous killer." -- Rogan. If that's true, shouldn't he be in prison?

"Koscheck is one of the most dangerous men in the world at welterweight." -- Goldberg. Unless your name is Thiago Alves, Georges St. Pierre or, apparently, Paulo Thiago

"That's how good Demian Maia is." -- Rogan. After Maia triangle choked Sonnen. Um, isn't that obvious?

"William Gouveia being overwhelmed here, I mean, Wilson." -- Rogan Nice save, Joe.

"I'm with one of the baddest dudes on the planet, Rampage Jackson." -- Rogan Actually, that's a pretty fair assessment.

"Look at that, we've got three of them." -- Rogan, in reference to the Octagon Girls. We're very proud of Joe that he can count to three. What if the UFC hires a fourth one? Oh noes!

"He's getting badder here." -- Rogan, during the Etim/Cobb fight, showing off his excellent use of grammar

"A wrestler at national powerhouse Lockhaven University ... " -- Goldberg. They haven't been a national powerhouse since the Reagan administration, but who is counting?

"This is MMA." -- Diego Sanchez. Really? Crap. I thought I was watching golf.