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    MMA Marketplace: Nick Diaz in miniature form

    I truly apologize for not getting this to you before Valentine's Day because this would be the best gift ever for your valentine. Still, bookmark this and remember it for any occasion: Mother's Day, birthdays, graduation, new baby, Sweet 16 -- there isn't an event where you couldn't give this as a gift.

    Ready for the best thing ever? Yes, it's the limited edition Nick Diaz Round 5 doll figurine.

    He's fallen on some hard times lately, what with the razor-thin loss to Carlos Condit and the positive drug test result right after the fight. But his straight-out-of-Stockton style makes Nick Diaz in miniature form the perfect gift for your mother, wife, brother, friend, mail carrier or perfect stranger.

    Unfortunately, the fingers aren't movable, so you can't get Diaz to give the old Stockton Heybuddy, but you can have him grimace at your loved one throughout the day. Buy it in April at select stores.

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    11 comments

    • Andrew M  •  Springfield, Missouri  •  2 months ago
      another pot smoking idiot from california
    • Ross  •  Toronto, Canada  •  3 months ago
      where's the choke to release after it fills up with smoke?
      • Jon 3 months ago
        Its not called the choke Ross its called a carb.
    • Bill for Short  •  3 months ago
      does it come with a miniature bong?
    • The Unsilent Majority  •  3 months ago
      If you buy this and the Joe Rogan doll, you can have the Diaz doll borrow Rogan's joints and other drug paraphernalia.
    • The Unsilent Majority  •  3 months ago
      Wow, all three Cagewriter bloggers are completely on the Diaz pole lately.
    • jugghead  •  Annapolis, Maryland  •  3 months ago
      looks too happy
    • Dr. High  •  Chicago, Illinois  •  3 months ago
      Sandy, if you post your address I'll send you 100 of them. We all know what a closet #$%$ you are for Nicky.
      • Doghouse Riley 3 months ago
        I know you are obsessed with me freak. And I know you want my body. But I don't swing that way. So you will have to take your Nicky Dolly and practice "safe" insertion.
      • Doghouse Riley 3 months ago
        You can look at the Nicky pics, his bloodly tampon face, his gashed in eyes, his torn up cheeks.....and watch clips of his little baby slaps....all the while inserting Nicky into your.......Enjoy Moe / Lansky / Identity Crisis Freak
    • tGW  •  Boston, Massachusetts  •  3 months ago
      When is his appeal/hearing?
    • reformed_1689  •  Moncton, Canada  •  3 months ago
      LOL @ Unfortunately, the fingers aren't movable, so you can't get Diaz to give the old Stockton Heybuddy. You're on a roll Maggie!
      • lupe 3 months ago
        No, I'm sorry but gingers can never be on a roll
    • Doghouse Riley  •  3 months ago
      Well, what do you know, Maggie Moo deleting my posts. Sorry for hurting your feelings cow. We all know what you will do with the new guttersnipe dolly. But be careful: There is a warning label clearly stating that insertion may cause internal damage. And this applies to you Fan boys too! Moe must be so excited! The Nicky dolly comes with a fake championship belt for all of the cry babies that cannot accept the fact that he lost to Condit. Maggie Moo forgot to mention it, but if you pull the string on his back, Nicky mumbles incoherently. Last, but certainly not least, he comes with a glass pipe, a clean needle, and a bong. Enjoy!
    • jim  •  Naperville, Illinois  •  3 months ago
      Seriously what the hell is wrong with you people? Now you are scraping the bottom of the barrel for Nick Diaz doll articles. How do you spell absurd? C-A-G-E-W-R-I-T-E-R.
      • nuggets 2 months ago
        Should learn how to spell irony