Quick! Somebody stop that sausage! Wrangle that wiener! Korral that Klement's!
He's getting away!
What you're looking at is a screencap from Sunday's sausage relay race at Miller Park as the mini-Italian entrant overshoots the finish line and attempts to flee from the 40,000 hungry Milwaukee Brewers fans who are no doubt clamoring for his suds-absorbent casing.
You'll have to click through the link to see the result of the race, but be assured that mini-Italian had at least one other reason to stay on the move. The Brewers also handed out Italian Sausage bobbleheads on Sunday, so it's possible he didn't want to be mistaken for one of the toys and brought home to be placed on some mantel in Mukwonago.
Big BLS H/N: @AdamMcCalvy