Top O' The Order: All bloggers unite! Erin Andrews attacked!

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1. Something tells me my baldest buddy Mike Nadel might receive a l'il feedback about this critical column he just wrote about Erin Andrews, which includes this passage: “Hey, hey, hey! Look at this!” Piniella said, loudly and excitedly. “Are you doing a baseball game today or a modeling assignment?

At least Mike is learning something we bloggers already know: Writing about Erin = plenty of attention. [Peoria Journal Star]

2. A-Rod is reportedly telling Cynthia she didn't sign that prenup just to practice her autograph. [NY Daily News]

3. Sadly, Teddy Roosevelt was more successful with the ladies during one night in Adam's Morgan than I ever was over the course of 6-7 trips there. (Insert your Rough Riders joke here.) [Nats 320]

4. Ichiro's 3,000th career hit received just a bit more fanfare in Japan than he did in the U.S. [NYT Bats Blog]

5. If traded, Greg Maddux really isn't going to like that commute from San Diego to Los Angeles. [Walkoff Walk]