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Be like Slice: Reed Johnson's face looking a lot like Kimbo's

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Cubs outfielder Reed Johnson (right) came to the annual Cubs Convention this past weekend in full disguise. Or perhaps he was just paying a bearded tribute to a famous mixed martial artist.

Johnson said his overflowing beard grew out of "laziness," not as tribute to the House of David, the barnstorming Israelite baseball team from the early 20th century. He said his wife repeatedly asks him the same question — "You think you look GOOD?" Meanwhile, teammate Ryan Dempster said Johnson "looks like the white Kimbo Slice."

But with subzero temperatures in Chicago, maybe Johnson has the last laugh.

"I've got the extra layer for the cold," said Johnson, who is bald.

What else can be made of the Slice-Johnson comparison? We collaborated with Cage Writer's Maggie Hendricks and you can follow the jump for a tale of the tape between the two noted athletes:

Nom de sportif:

Kimbo Slice

Reed Johnson

Birth name:

Kevin Ferguson

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Current occupation:

Mixed martial arts fighter

Chicago Cubs outfielder

Age:

34

32

Height & Weight:

6-foot-2, 235 pounds

5-10, 180

Hometown:

Miami, Fla.

Temecula, Calif.

Previous job:

Bodyguard to the (porn) stars

Adolescent gymnast

Key stats:

3-1 (KO, 2 TKO) won-lost record in pro career, which was spawned by mad success on Internet street brawling

Batted .303 with 50 RBIs for Cubs in '08; 17th-round pick of the Blue Jays in ’99; Has batted .284 with a .344 OBP and only 10 errors in six major-league seasons


OMG:

Paid $500,000 to fight Seth Petruzelli, a last-moment sub at an EliteXC event on national TV in October

Made a sick, face-first diving catch on the warning track against Felipe Lopez of the Nationals in April, one of the finest plays in recent history

PWNED/FAIL:


Pummeled in 14 seconds by Petruzelli, whose win led to bankruptcy for EliteXC the next month
To the chagrin of many Blue Jays fans, was released near the end of spring training in 2008

Follicle chronicles:

Shaved head with an out-of-control full beard, the biggest this side of Santa Claus

Shaved head with full beard, which he expects to trim to a bushy goatee by the onset of spring training

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