Or a spasming beauty queen.
Or a hairier Madonna suggesting she wants to Vogue again.
Strike a pose. Strike again. Strike three, you're out!
Ryan Dempster has joked that he's just fanning himself but all he's really been is being fashionably quirky on the way to a 17-6 record, an All-Star selection and starting the first game of the playoffs for the Cubs.
Every time he winds and throws, Dempster risks angering the Carpal Tunnel Gods, but he does his little shell game, anyway, to distract hitters from zoning in on what might be a split-fingered fastball grip. Or not. Batters don't know. Because, at least in part, Dempster does his little glove flip.
A judo, chop-chop-chop!
He was born to hand jive, baby!