By my count, this is the 84th post we've done on Randy Johnson(notes) in the past week, but this 1992 picture of him checking out his dental work on the mound — at least that's what the caption says he was doing — was too good not to use for a little retro Create-a-Caption.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
(Have a happy and safe weekend, Stewies.)
1st — Weedies. "Josh Hamilton poses with Dr. John Preskitt, who has used a See 'n Say to determine DL as best course of action for the injured outfielder."
2nd — Woodson. "For last time, Mr. Hamilton: I'm not this 'Chunk' person, and I don't know what the 'Truffle Shuffle' is."
3rd — wouldntuliketoknow. "I really don't know what happened. My friends came over, I found the key to my dad's liquor cabinet, we tried a few of the bottles and then wandered downtown. I woke up with this on me."
HM — Mike J. "Best ... birthmark ... EVER!"
HM — imreadytoplay. "The real life Bobby Hill visits with Josh Hamilton."
- Josh Hamilton