We had a few technical difficulties here on the Stew Friday afternoon, which resulted in me calling it a day early and heading out to enjoy the day. (Afternoon recap: I saw a strange glowing object in the sky and somebody called me Rip Van Winkle.)
Anyway, I didn't want to let this Hall of Fame weekend go by without posting this picture of this year's inductee, Goose Gossage, laying a smooch on America's Sweetheart (circa 1984) Mary Lou Retton.
So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world ... How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Thursday's C-a-C:
Cuban the Crooner
1st — crook3dnumb3rs.
Hey Chicago Whatta you say? The Cubans ... I mean ... the Cubs are gonna win today.
2nd — gatorfrenchy.
"Take me out to the playoffs
So I can lose again
Just like my team up in Dallas does
I don't care if we never get rings
Cuz its buy, buy, buy season tickets
If we cant win thats OK
Cuz its 1-2-3 billion bucks for Mark Cuban YAY!!!"
3rd — Vaffanculo.
"Liza Minelli's Tour of American Ballparks."
HM — Mat.
"Pirates magic! Feel it happen! Pirates magic! Feel it happen! P-I-R-A-T-E-S!"
- Goose Gossage