That's right. Hog-riding Sausages. Wisconsin being the home of Harley-Davidson, sometimes the Milwaukee Brewers' Racing Sausages ride around Miller Park on motorcycles to intimidate the visiting team. Let 'em know whose turf it is. In this case, Monday night, it was the Chicago Cubs — notably right-hander Jeff Samardzija — who tasted their exhaust.
Note how Chorizo's sombrero brim is folded in a bad-@ss sort of way. It's like he's saying to Samardzija, "Hey, ese, don't mess with us." Except for the Polish, none of the Sausages are wearing helmets, and that's a faux pas with kids watching. And also nobody donned butt-less leather chaps, which isn't a dealbreaker — it's just a style thing.
So, did feeling the thunderous vroom-vroom and breathing all of that extra carbon monoxide make a difference? Well, the Brewers won 4-3 in the bottom of the ninth after Samardzija had left the ballgame, so you can't prove that it didn't!
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