After reading the reaction to Thursday's trade, I'm convinced there are some Cleveland Indians fans who would have rather added former Browns quarterback Jake Delhomme to the outfield at Progressive Field than Chicago Cubs castoff Kosuke Fukudome.
But thanks to the presumable wonders of a television production template, a local channel somehow combined the two dream dashers under "Kosuke Delhomme" in an on-screen graphic. I'm not sure what the VORP of this "If They Mated" creation would be, but I do know that it would immediately own the best nickname in baseball — the Asian Cajun!
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