His wife, Ashley Papelbon, is very honest and brave for tweeting this "awkward family photo" of herself and her mustachioed husband, who's wearing an obnoxious Christmas sweater vest with a poinsettia pattern, along with a ... long-sleeved, turtlenecked, bow-tied ... shirt underneath. Papelbon capped off his look by making the kookiest face possible. He's a strange, strange man. And available in a trade, did we say?
Anyway, Merry Christmas and sweet dreams — if you dare close your eyes ever again.
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- Jonathan Papelbon
- Philadelphia Phillies