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    Luke Scott brings 7 1/2-foot hog-hunting spears to Rays camp

    Unless you're a "criminal or a communist," you're cool with Luke Scott. (AP, BLS Illustration)

    So, how is Luke Scott doing? Well, he's still on track to be the starting DH for the Tampa Bay Rays, and he still appreciates a deadly weapon. Marc Topkin of the Tampa Bay Times reports that Scott brought two 7 1/2-foot hunting spears he uses to kill wild hogs into the team's spring clubhouse at Port Charlotte, Fla.

    Of course he did.

    It sounds like little has changed for Scott in the year-plus since Luke came out as a birther in a legendary Answer Man Q&A (yeah, the Barack Obama thing). Of course, he's been a curiosity to his new teammates, who apparently had been wondering about the spears Scott referenced in earlier conversations about hunting (a preferred topic). So he did a little impromptu show-and-tell for the gang.

    Back in 2010, Scott was stunned and disappointed to realize he could no longer bring a firearm into a major-league clubhouse. But there's nothing on the books that says you can't bring in long spears. Not to worry, Scott says, he's not about to stick anybody. Most anybody, anyway:

    "You don't have to worry about me unless you're a criminal or a communist."

    Hey, I'm in the clear!

    Although, I was beginning to wonder last week when I visited Rays camp and ran into Scott upon walking through the door. He was engaged in a conversation with a man wearing a bullet-proof vest (naturally). He was some kind of peace officer, and Scott assured the man that he had "drawn his weapon before," as he started to pretend-fire an invisible automatic weapon. "Rat-tat-tat-tat!" he said. And I was right in the line of fire. Revenge was his.

    Nah. Scott was oblivious to my presence, and he didn't really seem to remember me when I said hello later. Thanks for nothing, Scott! Now go and tell Evan Longoria how to safely secure his firearm at home!

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    7 comments

    • chris  •  Tampa, Florida  •  2 months ago
      If you're a communist he'll throw spears at you.
    • Stephen M  •  Costa Mesa, California  •  2 months ago
      Maybe you should focus on swinging a bat instead of throwing spear. Maybe that will help you stop looking pathetic at the plate you tool.
    • ultracraignetic  •  2 months ago
      Breaking news: Luke Scott still an idiot.
    • Aaron  •  2 months ago
      Scott's spears: 20x less bad #$%$ as Longo's AK-47, infinitesimally dumber and more primitive than Damon's caveman look.
    • boyd  •  South Sioux City, Nebraska  •  2 months ago
      Guy has "dumb hick" written all over him.
    • Crybaby  •  Los Angeles, California  •  2 months ago
      This dude is a douche bag.
    • Marshall Chunks  •  2 months ago
      Be vewy vewy quiet. He huntin Jeters. Hehehehehehe

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