Yes, but is it art?
Based on his own team's concept of what it might mean for Clayton Kershaw to be a real Pirate, he would lose his right leg, his left eye and his right hand (not to mention his glove). As Beto Duran noted on Twitter, he should ask for $300 million in contract negotiations with the Los Angeles Dodgers after this.
Kershaw struck out nine, allowing two hits and walk to the Pittsburgh Pirates at Dodger Stadium on Saturday night. He has yet to allow a run in 16 innings this season. And that's with all of his appendages.
We now return you to SpongeBob SquarePants.