I was excited for a brief moment on Thursday morning after thinking that someone surely must have set highlights of Chipper Jones' career to the great Talking Heads dance song (and Dylan nod) "Mr. Jones."
Alas, my ensuing trip to YouTube didn't uncover anything of the sort, though I did find this country-fried ballad sure to get stuck in your brain for the rest of the day:
Jason Johnson says you can buy the tune over on iTunes if this is the sort of thing you want to keep playing during Chipper's farewell tour — or at least until some enterprising Stewie mixes the Chipper-Byrne mashup I'm pining for.
- Chipper Jones