In what has to be the strangest compliment the city of Detroit has received — well, Thursday — Tigers legend Jack Morris expressed to reporters how ... familiar ... the place seems to him at this time of year:
Jack Morris on being back in Detroit for the playoffs: "It feels like an old pair of underwear."
— Bryan Hoch (@BryanHoch) October 18, 2013
It begs the question: How long does Jack Morris keep his underwear? Also, is Detroit boxers or briefs? Boxer briefs? If Detroit were lingerie, how sexy are we talking? Actually, it's probably tighty whitey town, but a photoshop of Jack Morris in tighty whities would be NSFW (but also #sexytime).
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