Surprise! The facial haired players were superior. Just as Jayson Werth's Beard has been telling us. Here are two infographics you can munch on this afternoon. It seems obvious given the subject matter, but you might want to take all this with a grain of salt, lest you be accosted by a "SMALL SAMPLE SIZE!" person.
Here's the Home Run Derby analysis:
Related: This seems like a wonderful time to point you to our All-Beard Team from earlier this year.
More All-Star game coverage on Yahoo! Sports:
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• Big League Stew's All-Star predictions
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