Fan Foto Fun: Rays' opener brings out the beautiful people

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Truthfully, after two installments of Fan Foto Fun, I thought it was time to hang up the photo lens for the time being. But then I saw this photo of these lady Rays fans and knew that it would need to find a good home to be displayed on the Stew.

So without further delay, look below for a few other inferior, yet still colorful, photos from Opening Day, Round Three that I dug up to accompany the picture above.

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Rays fans helped hoist the 2008 ALCS banner before the win over the Yankees and learned an important lesson along the way: Those flags always look a lot bigger on the ground than once they're hanging in the rafters.

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Now compare the two photos to this one from Wrigley Field on Monday and you'll know why I think I'm able to win any argument that Cubs' Opening Day is strictly better in theory.

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Mark this date down, folks: The first and last picture of the Jonas Brothers to ever appear on the Stew. (Is one of them wearing Aaron Harang's sunglasses?)

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Why don't you whip out your iPhone, it'll ... Oh, you already have.

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Hey guy, heard Bernie Madoff has a good pair for sale ...

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... Oops, too late. This rich guy and his son already scooped 'em up for $7,500.

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"Don't worry Phillies lady. Take this Nats cap. No one's watching."

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Next stop: Manny Sanguillen's BBQ.