The entertainment pickings are slim among today's crop of photos from the afternoon games, so I thought I'd post this one one of Bronson Arroyo and Gabe Kapler from Milwaukee's much-needed 4-3 win as a challenge to you C-a-C faithful. Let's see just how creative you really are.
FYI: Kapler struck out swinging in this at-bat, though AP doesn't say what happened on this pitch.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
'This one's for Carlton. Give him his nickname back!'
1st — Thestoots.
"That is not the playoff push they were looking for."
2nd — Russ.
"No, Torii. We said 'Run Down' not 'Rub Down'"
3rd — Rexdeaz.
"Hey Teixeira, it's conga time!"