As you might have heard, Big Papi isn't doing too well. He still hasn't hit a ball out of the park this season and he just made Red Sox fans suffer through an 0-for-7 performance on Thursday in which he left 12 runners on base during Boston's 5-4 extra-inning loss to LA.
He then offered up this
kinda sorta really sad quote — relayed by DB in this morning's Juice — while waving off inquiring reporters after the game.
"Sorry, guys. I don't feel like talking today. Just put down, 'Papi stinks.'"
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — Raz. "Texas Rangers teammates try to stop Chris 'Wolverine' Davis from questioning a call by umpire John Hirschbeck."
2nd — Johnny Appleseed. "Quick! Knee-drop McCarthy while you have the chance!
3rd — allen. "Oh shoot ... This isn't the Holyfield vs. Bowe fight"
HM — Mace D. "As part of the Rangers 'Yiddish Day' promotion, the players spontaneously demonstrate the traditional Hebrew wedding dance, but forget the chair."
HM — art4Dsoul. "No wait! you have to go back and touch third!"